February 2012
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“wow it’s such a great idea to write an essay about a book you...”
– SAID NO ONE EVER
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DEAR WEBSITE, THIS IS STEPHANIE'S HOUSEMATE SAYING...
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person 1: hey did you hear that oxygen and magnesium got together?
person 2: OMg
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endquestionmark:
if humans are 78% water
does that mean if i walk on a human i am 78% jesus
what if i walk on two people
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friend: someone told me you look like an owl
me: who?
the whole class bursts into a roaring flame of laughter. tears start to fall from their eyes from laughing so hard. the principal walks in the room and slaps his knee. the local animals come in and create waves of laughter. god is laughing so hard he cant breathe. jesus starts clapping his hands and cracking up. the laughter dies down after about 2 hours, and everybody goes home with the memory of the funniest joke they've ever heard.
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“I just love Lucifer so much.”
– Things you shouldn’t say in front of people who don’t watch Supernatural (via eternallyinthetardis)
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Today in 1930 Pluto was discovered as a planet....
starfireblues:
believe-in-sherlock:
ibeggedformercytwice:
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I believe in you, Pluto.
#believeinpluto
HIS PLANET STATUS WAS REAL.
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My sister changed the lyrics to One Direction's...
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Get out, get out, get out of my house.
That’s my clothes, you’re stealing.
get out, get out, get out of my house.
omg stop posting things I say!!!!!
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aprilonfyre:
Otis Redding- Try A Little...
